As vastly as I enjoy my job and the fantastic people I meet, I encountered one man who shall not even be granted a pseudonym but just be known as “CSM” (Crazy, Stalker Man). CSM gives men who would like the Girlfriend Experience (GFE) a terrible name!
As you know from previous tales in my life, I am quite the expert in GFEs. My clients love the closeness and comfort their favourite Park Lane escorts, and Mayfair ladies provide them. That’s why they call again to book more appointments, whether for another GFE or something different. I pride myself on acting out whatever my client wants with complete professionalism and the ability to act out their fantasies for a set amount of time while still being detached from anything emotional. It’s a shame CSM could not differentiate between fact and fiction.
To begin with, I thought that CSM was acting the part so well, how lucky a woman would be to have him, and why he was still single. CSM was 38, a multi-millionaire and very handsome. He was intelligent and seemed ambitious and independent even though he craved the GFE. In hindsight, the noise from that Family Fortunes game show when they get a question wrong resounds in my head! Yeah, good old hindsight…
CSM gushed about how much we had in every day and how perfect our lives would be together. How could we buy a luxury apartment in Canary Wharf, and I could spend my days shopping and being the fabulous housewife? He became slightly obsessed, and I knew he wasn’t joking when he told me he had booked tickets for us to go to New York to look for a stateside apartment. He showed me the tickets online, and considering he hadn’t booked my time, I suddenly heard alarm bells. A man who has assumed I will be free and has not gone through the correct channels to secure my time has booked me a flight to New York and is professing his undying love and the notion we are going to house hunt together.
I love to please my clients, but this is above and beyond. I had to pull him aside and explain the unspoken ‘rules’ in escort life. I am booked for my time and will make your time extremely enjoyable, but just because we get on and like the same things doesn’t mean that we have a ‘relationship’ and that you have to go down the proper channels to ‘book’ me. I think he was pretty taken aback and quickly realised his error and that he got ‘carried away’ with how honest and pleasurable a GFE escort can be. I hope he books my time again and is not offended, but after all, this is ‘business and pleasure’.
